Whether it’s deciphering emojis, or disentangling group photos; online dating is hard work. ‘Was that a joke? Or is she being serious?’, ’Where is the line between being confident, and being a total dick. And did I just cross it?’ ‘Okay was that an innuendo, or does she really like lightsabers?’, ’Erm. Should they be talking about their ex already?’ Fuck. What do I do? Let me ask my friends… Okay definitely *don’t* say that. What now – it’s been twenty minutes – and I’ve not replied. Oh my god, what a mess, this is too much. I’ve blown it. I’m out. Online dating is hard for so many reasons, for so many people, for so many different ways. The secret and silent battle with other guys who are simultaneously fighting for attention, and bustling to message her – probably way funnier and cooler than you are. The tiny tightrope to be trodden, trying to share your deepest interests, without sounding like a complete nerd – oh no, have I talked too much? The endless struggle to not let it slip that beneath the bravado, you are kinda crazy – or at least, not to share that too soon. The utter sense of bewilderment when what seemed like great chat, suddenly vanishes in a puff of smoke. The devastating “k”, after you poured your heart out. Or the last ditch attempt to restitute the horse; that is beyond dead, and is in fact looking down at you from equine heaven (with a long face). Yes, I’ve put my foot in it. No, that joke didn’t land. Oh my god, look at that typo. Damn. I never should have asked her that question about a duck sized horse. I know I am not alone, hiding in this hole of embarrassment and despair… I see you here too. So what have you learnt? And what puts you off someone’s profile? ~ #datingadvice #tindernightmares #guytalk #datingtips

2023-04-13